Wednesday 29 April 2009

Tai-Pan's Transportation Tampered

It is with some concern I reflect upon my lucky escape today. Returning to The Tai-Pan's Residence on Struan Road, taking the final corner my brakes suddenly gave out. Luckily my experience as an amateur racing driver was not wasted, and I was able to safely recover a potentially life threatening situation. After coming to a controlled stop (and not having broken any traffic regulations) my thoughts immediately turned to a similar incident; once, returning from an evening reception at my mansion on Peak Road, Quillan Gornt's Bentley's brakes mysteriously gave way. Although no real connection has ever been made, Gornt has always blamed the Noble House for this incident. I would therefore expect that it is Gornt who is behind this latest sabotage, again trying to divert attention away from his recent Amsterdam escapades.


Not the crash in Question, but another one of Gornt's recent write-offs.


With a warning not to accept lifts from Gornt, especially during the small hours of the morning, I wish all of my employees in the Netherlands a Happy Queen's day for tomorrow.

3 comments:

ulaca said...

Just what does a man have to do to get onto your Watch List, sir?

Tai-Pan said...

Dear Ulaca,

the institutions and companies in The Noble House's stock watch list are ones I as Tai-Pan have taken personal interest in and have been subject to financial investment from the firm. On the business side, they are a choice selection which rank highly in total shareholder return (the charities are of company interest).

If you have a suggestion or recommendation for The Noble House to invest in, you can contact the PA of my business opportunity manager, Alopetia Yeung. The recommendation will be examined, a conclusion drawn and you will be advised.

I trust that we will be hearing from you soon.

Good joss with your ventures.

The Tai-Pan

Unknown said...

I think it was Gornt's Rolls that crashed coming down the hill, old boy... nice blog by the by!